\u00cdb\u00faar \u00e1 Snorrabraut eru margir \u00f3s\u00e1ttir vi\u00f0 a\u00f0 halda eigi Innip\u00fakann \u00ed gamla Austurb\u00e6jarb\u00ed\u00f3i en hinga\u00f0 til hefur Innip\u00fakinn haft a\u00f0setur \u00ed I\u00f0n\u00f3 vi\u00f0 Tj\u00f6rnina um verslunarmannahelgina. Telja \u00edb\u00faanir a\u00f0 t\u00f3nlistarh\u00e1t\u00ed\u00f0 sem \u00feessi eigi ekki heima \u00ed mi\u00f0ju \u00edb\u00fa\u00f0ahverfi.<\/p>\n
G\u00fasti er eldri borgari sem b\u00fdr beint \u00e1 m\u00f3ti\u00a0 gamla Austurb\u00e6jarb\u00ed\u00f3i sem heitir n\u00fa Bullsey og er p\u00edlusta\u00f0ur – einn s\u00e1 st\u00e6rsti \u00ed Evr\u00f3pu. G\u00fasti ba\u00f0st undan vi\u00f0tali en spur\u00f0i hvort vi\u00f0 vildum ekki bara l\u00e1ta gervigreindina AI um \u00feetta. Og \u00fea\u00f0 var gert. Fyrirspurnin hlj\u00f3\u00f0a\u00f0i svo:<\/p>\n
„Vantar stutta skemmtilega fr\u00e9tt G\u00fasta sem brj\u00e1last yfir t\u00f3nleikum \u00e1 Snorrabraut.“ AI svara\u00f0i um h\u00e6l og \u00fea\u00f0 t\u00f3k a\u00f0eins nokkrar sek\u00fandur. H\u00e9r er fr\u00e9ttin:<\/p>\n
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G\u00fasti og h\u00e1va\u00f0inn \u00e1 Snorrabraut<\/strong><\/p>\n \u00dea\u00f0 var laugardagskv\u00f6ld og G\u00fasti sat \u00ed stofunni sinni vi\u00f0 Snorrabraut, a\u00f0 reyna a\u00f0 kl\u00e1ra sudoku-d\u00e6mi og drekka r\u00f3mant\u00edskt glas af s\u00farmj\u00f3lk. Hann haf\u00f0i be\u00f0i\u00f0 viku eftir \u00feessum fri\u00f0s\u00e6la kv\u00f6ldstund \u2014 engin vinna, engar heims\u00f3knir, bara hann, \u00fe\u00f6gnin og t\u00f6lubl\u00f6\u00f0in s\u00edn. En svo ger\u00f0ist \u00fea\u00f0.<\/p>\n \u201cBUMM-BUMM-TSSSS!\u201d<\/strong><\/p>\n H\u00fasveggirnir t\u00f3ku a\u00f0 titra og lj\u00f3sakr\u00f3nan \u00ed loftinu f\u00f3r a\u00f0 sveiflast eins og h\u00fan v\u00e6ri \u00e1 kl\u00fabbi \u00ed Amsterdam. \u00dati \u00e1 g\u00f6tunni haf\u00f0i skyndilega sprotti\u00f0 upp t\u00f3nleikar \u2014 hlj\u00f3msveitin Sleipnir og Skr\u00f6ltin<\/em> h\u00e9lt \u00fatit\u00f3nleika fyrir framan n\u00e6sta bar.<\/p>\n G\u00fasti kipptist vi\u00f0. \u201eHEI!\u201c \u00f6skra\u00f0i hann ni\u00f0ur g\u00f6tuna, \u201eGETURU HALDI\u00d0 KJAFTI OG L\u00c1TI\u00d0 MANN KL\u00c1RA 6-AFKASTA SUDOKU \u00cd FRI\u00d0I?!\u201c<\/p>\n T\u00f3nlistin h\u00e9lt \u00e1fram. N\u00fa var \u00fea\u00f0 lagi\u00f0 \u201e\u00c9g og trakt\u00f3rinn minn\u201c. G\u00fasti fro\u00f0uf\u00e9ll.<\/p>\n \u00cd \u00f6rv\u00e6ntingu hlj\u00f3p hann ni\u00f0ur stigann, storma\u00f0i \u00e1 t\u00f3nleikaplani\u00f0 og reyndi a\u00f0 sl\u00f6kkva \u00e1 magnaranum me\u00f0 vasalj\u00f3si og nokkrum harkalegum bl\u00f3tsyr\u00f0um. En \u00ed sta\u00f0 \u00feess a\u00f0 reka hann \u00ed burtu, h\u00e9lt f\u00f3lki\u00f0 a\u00f0 hann v\u00e6ri hluti af s\u00fdningunni. F\u00f3lk klappa\u00f0i, \u00f6skra\u00f0i: Og \u00fear var\u00f0 hann, mi\u00f0aldra ma\u00f0ur me\u00f0 s\u00farmj\u00f3lk \u00e1 v\u00f6runum, or\u00f0inn \u00f3v\u00e6nta stjarnan \u00e1 Innip\u00fakanum.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":" \u00cdb\u00faar \u00e1 Snorrabraut eru margir \u00f3s\u00e1ttir vi\u00f0 a\u00f0 halda eigi Innip\u00fakann \u00ed gamla Austurb\u00e6jarb\u00ed\u00f3i en hinga\u00f0 til hefur Innip\u00fakinn haft a\u00f0setur \u00ed I\u00f0n\u00f3 vi\u00f0 Tj\u00f6rnina um verslunarmannahelgina. Telja \u00edb\u00faanir a\u00f0 t\u00f3nlistarh\u00e1t\u00ed\u00f0 sem \u00feessi eigi ekki heima \u00ed mi\u00f0ju \u00edb\u00fa\u00f0ahverfi. G\u00fasti er eldri borgari sem b\u00fdr beint \u00e1 m\u00f3ti\u00a0 gamla Austurb\u00e6jarb\u00ed\u00f3i sem heitir n\u00fa Bullsey og […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":7936,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[31],"tags":[],"class_list":{"0":"post-7934","1":"post","2":"type-post","3":"status-publish","4":"format-standard","5":"has-post-thumbnail","7":"category-greinar"},"yoast_head":"\n
\u201eHva\u00f0 \u00ed \u00f3sk\u00f6punum er \u00feetta!? \u00deetta er Snorrabraut, ekki Coachella!\u201c
Hann henti sudoku-bla\u00f0inu \u00e1 g\u00f3lfi\u00f0 og rauk \u00fat \u00e1 svalir, kl\u00e6ddur \u00ed ullarsokka og ba\u00f0slopp.<\/p>\n
\u201eG\u00fasti! G\u00fasti! Encore, G\u00fasti!\u201c<\/p>\n