\u00cd Reykjav\u00edkurbr\u00e9fi Morgunbla\u00f0sins um helgina uppl\u00fdsir ritstj\u00f3rinn, hl\u00fdtur a\u00f0 vera Dav\u00ed\u00f0 Oddsson, a\u00f0 hann hafi lagst inn \u00e1 sp\u00edtala \u00ed fimm daga milli j\u00f3la \u00e1 n\u00fd\u00e1rs. Og \u00fear ger\u00f0ist \u00feetta:<\/p>\n
–<\/p>\n
Br\u00e9fritari lag\u00f0ist \u00f3v\u00e6nt inn \u00e1 Landsp\u00edtala \u00ed fimm
\ndaga \u00e1 milli j\u00f3la og n\u00fd\u00e1rs. \u00dear rakst hann \u00e1 g\u00f6ngum
\nsp\u00edtalans \u00e1 skemmtilegan mann sem gladdi hann me\u00f0
\nfrums\u00f6mdum gamans\u00f6gum. Einhverjar voru \u00fe\u00f3 gamalkunnar og br\u00e9fritari kanna\u00f0ist vi\u00f0 \u00fe\u00e6r. \u00de\u00fa ert \u00e1
\nMogganum, sag\u00f0i hann, og \u00e9g held a\u00f0 \u00feessi fyrirs\u00f6gn
\ns\u00e9 \u00fea\u00f0an: \u201eL\u00e1tnir lausir a\u00f0 lokinni krufningu\u201c. Og
\n\u00feessi er \u00far drottningarvi\u00f0tali: \u201eS\u00e1 einn kemst \u00e1fram
\nsem skipuleggur t\u00edma sinn \u00ed st\u00f3rum dr\u00e1ttum. \u00dea\u00f0
\ner t.d. nau\u00f0synlegt a\u00f0 taka \u00e1tta t\u00edma \u00e1 dag \u00ed vinnu
\nog \u00e1tta t\u00edma \u00ed svefn. Skipulagi\u00f0 felst \u00ed \u00fev\u00ed a\u00f0 \u00feetta
\ns\u00e9u ekki s\u00f6mu \u00e1tta t\u00edmarnir.\u201c Og svo var \u00fea\u00f0 \u201egamla
\nkonan sem t\u00f3k \u201epilluna\u201c af \u00fev\u00ed a\u00f0 h\u00fan vildi ekki eignast fleiri barnab\u00f6rn\u201c. Og svo stj\u00f3rnm\u00e1lamennirnir:
\n\u201eG\u00f3\u00f0ur stj\u00f3rnm\u00e1lama\u00f0ur hugsar sig tvisvar um
\n\u00e1\u00f0ur en hann segir ekkert.\u201c \u201eN\u00fa er \u00feingi\u00f0 a\u00f0 koma
\nsaman r\u00e9tt einu sinni \u2013 st\u00e6rsta dagvistarstofnunin
\nfyrir fullor\u00f0na. Einn \u00feeirra sag\u00f0i: \u201eSannleikurinn er
\n\u00fea\u00f0 d\u00fdrm\u00e6tasta sem vi\u00f0 eigum. Vi\u00f0 skulum \u00fev\u00ed fara
\nvarlega me\u00f0 hann.\u201c\u201c Og svo str\u00e1karnir a\u00f0 metast
\num \u00e1g\u00e6ti pabbanna: \u201ePabbi er svo flj\u00f3tur a\u00f0 hlaupa,
\na\u00f0 skj\u00f3ti hann \u00f6r af boga er hann \u00e1 undan henni \u00ed
\nmarki\u00f0.\u201c Hinn: \u201ePabbi minn sl\u00e6r me\u00f0 golfkylfunni og
\ner \u00e1 undan henni a\u00f0 holunni.\u201c S\u00e1 \u00feri\u00f0ji: \u201ePabbi sl\u00e6r
\nykkur \u00fat. Hann vinnur alla virka daga \u00ed r\u00e1\u00f0uneytinu
\ntil klukkan fimm og er alltaf kominn heim fyrir tv\u00f6.
\n\u201c Br\u00e9fritari reyndi a\u00f0 svara af veikum m\u00e6tti: \u201eVeistu
\naf hverju L\u00faxemborg hefur aldrei r\u00e1\u00f0ist inn \u00ed R\u00fassland?\u201c Nei, hann vissi \u00fea\u00f0 ekki. \u201e\u00dea\u00f0 er vegna \u00feess a\u00f0 vi\u00f0 h\u00f6fum ekki pl\u00e1ss fyrir str\u00ed\u00f0sfangana.“<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
\u00cd Reykjav\u00edkurbr\u00e9fi Morgunbla\u00f0sins um helgina uppl\u00fdsir ritstj\u00f3rinn, hl\u00fdtur a\u00f0 vera Dav\u00ed\u00f0 Oddsson, a\u00f0 hann hafi lagst inn \u00e1 sp\u00edtala \u00ed fimm daga milli j\u00f3la \u00e1 n\u00fd\u00e1rs. Og \u00fear ger\u00f0ist \u00feetta: – Br\u00e9fritari lag\u00f0ist \u00f3v\u00e6nt inn \u00e1 Landsp\u00edtala \u00ed fimm daga \u00e1 milli j\u00f3la og n\u00fd\u00e1rs. \u00dear rakst hann \u00e1 g\u00f6ngum sp\u00edtalans \u00e1 skemmtilegan mann sem […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":540,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[31],"tags":[],"class_list":{"0":"post-539","1":"post","2":"type-post","3":"status-publish","4":"format-standard","5":"has-post-thumbnail","7":"category-greinar"},"yoast_head":"\n