Undarleg upp\u00e1koma var\u00f0 vi\u00f0 kj\u00f6tbor\u00f0 Melab\u00fa\u00f0arinnar \u00ed mi\u00f0ri p\u00e1ska\u00f6sinni. Vi\u00f0skiptavinur kom inn til a\u00f0 kaupa 250 gr\u00f6mm af laxi en \u00fea\u00f0 gekk ekki vel:<\/p>\n
„\u00c9g kemst ekki n\u00e6r en 218 gr\u00f6mm,“ sag\u00f0i afgrei\u00f0sluma\u00f0urinn vi\u00f0 vigtina og virtist hugsi.<\/p>\n
„\u00c9g \u00e6tla\u00f0i a\u00f0 f\u00e1 250 gr\u00f6mm,“ sag\u00f0i vi\u00f0skiptavinurinn.<\/p>\n
„J\u00e1, en \u00e9g get \u00fea\u00f0 ekki \u00fev\u00ed \u00fea\u00f0 er bara eitt flak eftir og ef \u00e9g l\u00e6t \u00feig hafa 250 gr\u00f6mm \u00e1 ver\u00f0 \u00e9g a\u00f0 setja \u00feennan stubb aftur \u00ed bor\u00f0i\u00f0 og \u00fea\u00f0 kaupir enginn svona l\u00edtin bita.“<\/p>\n
„\u00c6tlar\u00f0u a\u00f0 geyma \u00feessi 250 gr\u00f6mm \u00ed bor\u00f0inu fyrir einhvern annan en selja m\u00e9r stubbinn? \u00c9g kom \u00e1 undan hinum vi\u00f0skiptavininu, ef og \u00feegar hann kemur, og \u00e6tlar\u00f0u a\u00f0 selja m\u00e9r stubbinn og geyma 250 gramma bitann fyrir einhvern annan?<\/p>\n
„J\u00e1. \u00feetta eru reglurnar.“<\/p>\n
„\u00c1 \u00e9g a\u00f0 kaupa stubbinn sem enginn vill? \u00cd alv\u00f6ru?<\/p>\n
„Ef \u00fe\u00fa vilt.“<\/p>\n
Verkstj\u00f3ri kj\u00f6tbor\u00f0sins var kalla\u00f0ur til og haf\u00f0i \u00feetta a\u00f0 segja um m\u00e1li\u00f0: „\u00deetta eru reglurnar h\u00e9r og eftir \u00feeim er fari\u00f0.“<\/p>\n
„Do you like service?“ sag\u00f0i vi\u00f0skiptavinurinn, t\u00f3k stubbinn og f\u00f3r me\u00f0 hann heim \u00fear sem hann var\u00f0 n\u00e1nast a\u00f0 engu \u00e1 smj\u00f6rp\u00f6nnunni.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
Undarleg upp\u00e1koma var\u00f0 vi\u00f0 kj\u00f6tbor\u00f0 Melab\u00fa\u00f0arinnar \u00ed mi\u00f0ri p\u00e1ska\u00f6sinni. Vi\u00f0skiptavinur kom inn til a\u00f0 kaupa 250 gr\u00f6mm af laxi en \u00fea\u00f0 gekk ekki vel: „\u00c9g kemst ekki n\u00e6r en 218 gr\u00f6mm,“ sag\u00f0i afgrei\u00f0sluma\u00f0urinn vi\u00f0 vigtina og virtist hugsi. „\u00c9g \u00e6tla\u00f0i a\u00f0 f\u00e1 250 gr\u00f6mm,“ sag\u00f0i vi\u00f0skiptavinurinn. „J\u00e1, en \u00e9g get \u00fea\u00f0 ekki \u00fev\u00ed \u00fea\u00f0 er […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":1524,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[31],"tags":[],"class_list":{"0":"post-1523","1":"post","2":"type-post","3":"status-publish","4":"format-standard","5":"has-post-thumbnail","7":"category-greinar"},"yoast_head":"\n